Any dick can use a condom, right? Well, that's true but there are a few tricks of the trade that you should know first, big fella.

Before you get it on: First, check the expiry date on pack – if it’s past its use-by date,
throw it out. It’s useless.

Getting it on: Check that you’ve got the condom the right way round (you don’t want any cum getting on the outside). Pop the condom on the end of your penis and squeeze the air out of the tip. Then unroll it
down your shaft.

Making extra sure: Using a spermicide gives you extra protection against unwanted pregnancy. It doesn’t give you any extra protection against STIs though.

Extra texture: Using a water based lubricant like Durex Play, KY jelly, Wet Stuff, Sylk or Glide makes everything slide around a bit more easily. Not only does that make things more fun, but it also means the condom’s less likely to break.

A word of warning: Don’t use oil-based lubricants like Vaseline, baby oil or hand cream. They’ll damage the condom and could break it.

A lot more info about condoms at

When the fun’s over: After you’ve cum, withdraw your penis slowly and hang onto the bottom of the condom, where it’s closest to your balls, so that it doesn’t accidentally slide off. Then wrap it up and throw it in the rubbish

(you do know that you never use a condom twice, don’t you?)